Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
- Period: Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
- Period: You didn't like that pair or underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
- Period: Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
- Period: I hope you like blood
- Period: * breeze* instantly horny
- Period: Can I make those wrappers any more noisy? Challenge accepted.
- Period: I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
- Period: You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
- Period: Let me just keep you up all night with some cramps
- Period: I'm here for a week, enjoy bitches